First, it was New York counties failing to send ballots to overseas military for weeks, without any remotely credible explanation, and with the DO(In-) J dragging their feet addressing it (of course). Disenfranchising active service members from the vote during wartime–keep it classy, Dems! (Oh, sorry, that’s right, Obama ended the war. And lowered the sea levels. And created a united, post-racial America. And closed Guantanamo. And reformed health care. And fixed the economy. And made government transparent. And restored our respect in the international community. And paid for everyone’s mortgage and gas. I mean, that’s what you elected him to do, right? You guys are on it! What? No, we’re not laughing at you. We just thought of a funny joke. Yes, of course we still take you seriously. Just get back in the fetal position and don’t worry about it.)
Then, it was the Chicago Board of Elections “accidentally” spelling Green candidate Rich Whitney’s name “Rich Whitey” in electronic voting machines destined for heavily black neighborhoods, then claiming that nothing can be done because the machines can’t be reprogrammed in time for an election that’s still 20 days away. Are liberals so terminally stupid that they fail to understand that it does not take 20 days for a technician to change a single fucking letter in a voting machine’s software, no matter how complicated it is? What, are the machines rigged with hair-trigger anti-personnel mines set to deactivate the day after the election? I bet the company that made them could deliver all-new machines with the mistake rectified by November 2nd. And, mother of all coincidences, this “mistake” is utterly prejudicial against the candidate competing with the Democrats. Boy, if 20 days is not enough time for bureaucrats in Democratic-machine Chicago to fix a typo, I can’t wait until I’m relying on Federal bureaucrats to arrange a life-saving MRI. And even if it were an honest mistake, and they’re honestly unable to fix this in time, that just shows how many orders of magnitude more stupid, lazy, and incompetent government bureacracies are compared to private companies. Suck on this: in roughly the same span of time in 1975, Bill Gates and Paul Allen not only wrote a programming language for a computer that was nothing but a box with switches and buttons on it, they also wrote a program that emulated that computer on a different computer. But then, they were entrepreneurs trying to create something useful, not Stalinist machine politicians rigging elections so they can turn the nominally free citizens of the United States into their own private army of slave labor.
Now, the First Lady has been caught illegally campaigning in a polling place. Would it kill this woman to just try to learn a little eeny, teeny, tiny bit about this country? Didn’t she go to Harvard Law School? What do they do there all day, play Magic: The Gathering? We’ve already established that Barack Obama couldn’t find his way around the Constitution or the Declaration of Independence if it were rendered in refrigerator magnets and klieg lights. I guess 2008 was not just the first time Michelle Obama was proud of her country, but the last time as well–at least if her lazy, trashy contempt for its laws and citizens are any indication.
And this is just the fraud we know about. And it’s always the exact same response when they’re caught: tut-tut, so sorry, very regrettable, yes it’s a Federal crime but they didn’t know that so they’re excused–after all, they’re special and don’t have to follow the law like we dishrag masses. Any liberal who is not joining in a full-throated condemnation of these criminals is a hypocritical loser on a cosmic scale. Seriously, liberals…stop sucking the cock of power for two seconds and behold the used and abused apologist whore staring back at you from the mirror. Then towel yourself off and come join the fight to take the country back from these evil sons of bitches and restore it to the constitutional republic that has given you all your freedoms, even if you’ve been too much of an ungrateful fashion victim to admit it until now.
Or don’t. Stay on the plantation. You’re all irrelevant now anyway. 20-percenters, exposed–the very definition of lunatic fringe. It’s just going to get worse for you. Why not do everyone a favor and haul your red ass to Cuba where you belong? Obama blew the lid off your stealth mission to ruin America. Tut-tut, so sorry, very regrettable.
Cuba. Now there’s a country Michelle Obama can be proud of.